broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
fuckyeahlaughters: geometricdeathtrap: *nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police” “i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
seriously, why do people fight on tumblr? we’re all a bunch of people who don’t know anything about each other. everyone fighting on my dashboard needs to take a seat and eat some ice cream or something.
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
Anonymous asked: I thought you were joking about your reality tv debut but that picture is very convincing. I can't tell if you're serious or joking