Woman Born on Leap Year No Longer Feels Special...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
"Simple and clean is the way that you're making me...
theballadofcaius: I whispered to my shower as I sensually massaged the shampoo into my scalp.