Real story. Once in freshman year of high school, my 6-months-pregnant friend won a character award and so the school news camera people were like, “CONGRATULA- oh god we made a mistake,” and the news show had a pregnant 15 year old girl winning the character award for responsibility.
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I have this very clear memory of me sitting in my 5th grade class learning math and suddenly thinking, “holy crap I am not even halfway through this whole grade-school thing.”
What if dad finds out I’m straight, I’m not ready to tell him yet
I was just wondering why my dash has been less active tonight… then I remembered it’s Friday and people are probably out having fun.
Every time I refresh, I have less followers than before. I deal with it by pretending it’s the countdown to the new year.
Okay when you like me, you need to TELL ME. How else am I supposed to know you’re dtf??
this sucks i’m not even in the mood to masturbate
i’m gonna go running or something i guess
How much longer until Christmas, I need some money.
Post limit? Might as well nail the lid closed and bury my coffin.
