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Fun TMI story.

So porn was playing on my computer today, and mom walked in so I started talking to her, but I FORGOT to pause the video. 

Halfway through our conversation there was a really loud moan.  I told her it was the anime I was watching. 

Woo I love it when porn blogs follow me.

Means I must be doing SOMETHING right.

Why is it that I’m always horny when the people I follow are horny?

When people I follow reblog porn.

Aren’t you, like… 15? 

Mmmmmhm.

respirrave: BAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. One of my friends just told me about this today! This makes me laugh EVERY time.  oh god.

respirrave:

BAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. One of my friends just told me about this today!

This makes me laugh EVERY time.  oh god.

(Source: leonmcgann)

(Reblogged from heyheyrich)
sofapizza: you raise a valid point, google. View high resolution

sofapizza:

you raise a valid point, google.

(Reblogged from sofapizza)

So wait.

Why is everyone so obsessed with knowing dick sizes on tumblr?  It’s not like any of you are going to get with the people you’re asking.

I’d say a third of the people I follow get asked pretty regularly how big their dick is.  It’s okay tumblr, I understand you’re horny.  But isn’t that what porn is for? (Or boyfriends, but I guess I wouldn’t know about that.)

Just thoughts.

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(Reblogged from simplyalexandermason)

I just noticed that the picture of myself I posted a couple of days ago has been reblogged by multiple porn tumblrs.

artists being inspired